Thursday 1 April 2010

I poetry TV February-March Bumper Newsletter (with added April Fools’ Day challenge) – Sorry we’ve been away

Hello Everyone
It’s April 1st which means two things:

1) That for some it’s the day to let out your inner prankster as it is April Fools’ Day.
2) That I poetry TV hasn’t put out a newsletter for the past two months

To make up for the second part we are going to give you double stuffed newsletter today with twice the I poetry TV goodness plus a little bit of April Fools’ Day game to boot.

OK let’s start with a little April Fools’ Day fun. Below are two stories taken from today’s Metro Newspaper in the UK. One is true and one is false. See if you can guess which is which:


1) NHS call-centre worker becomes Her Majesty The Queen
THE next time you call for health advice, you could find yourself talking to Royalty. Fundraiser David Lennox has changed his name by Deed Poll to Her Majesty the Queen. The NHS 24 call operator will spend a year as the Queen following an online poll to raise cash for the Association of International Cancer Research.

‘I think the majority of patients are going to question speaking to Her Majesty, so I think I might have to call myself Madge,’ said Mr Lennox, 29, who lives in Aberdeen.

2) Pheromone phone

Having trouble pulling? Then you might want to get your hands on a new mobile phone with integrated pheromones. The aroma that comes off the ‘Phero-phone’ should make landing a hot date much easier, according to its co-creators – the retailer Phones 4u and the Royal College of Sexual Science. ‘The scent we have fashioned for the “Phero-phone” will definitely help men and women get the attention they desire,’ said a spokesman for the RCSS.

Can you guess which is fake? All will be revealed at the end of the newsletter.

I’D LIKE TO SAY A BIG THANK YOU
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To everyone who entered our first ever poe-tography competition. We received a lot of great entries and our now in the process of judging them. It’s tough because we got a lot of high quality submissions.

We are planning to announce a shortlist soon so that everyone can view and comment on what we see as the best of the best entries that were sent in. The winner will be announced on April 15th so make sure you join the I poetry TV group (if you haven’t already) for all of the latest updates.


30 FREE T-shirts to be given away
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Speaking of joining the I poetry TV group we are giving away 30 free limited edition I poetry TV t-shirts but only if we get 10,000 members in our group. To win a t-shirt
1) Join the group here http://bit.ly/b7Hunl
2) Get all you friends to Join
3) When your friends join get them to post a link to your profile here - http://bit.ly/biMdLg - “lets get 10,000 members” discussion board.
4) If we can hit 10,000 members the 30 people who bring the most members will get a free t-shirt

So come guys, I poetry TV is committed to helping promote all of the artists within its online community. The more people we bring into the community the better we can do that. Help us help you and win a free t-shirt in the process.

T witter poetry
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One more thing, A few Months ago we launched the I poetry TV twitter feed. Since then I discovered wide range of amazingly talented and creative poets who have not let the 140 character limit stop them from producing brilliant and insightful work.

I have also written a series of poems one of which is below

Blissful Rest
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Past the midnight sky
Is anyone still awake?
Sleeping is blissful

If you liked that more can be found here
http://bit.ly/bzG7Rs

And for the latest poems and to get involved in the wonderful twitter poetry scene follow me on twitter
http://twitter.com/IpoetryTV

Poetic thoughts
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We normally have a poetic thought of the month but as promised we’re going to double it up so here’s a poetic thought for February and a poetic thought for march enjoy.
First a poem from Peter Burnell
Life
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So what is life,this waste of time
this sentence to a ghastly crime
this fleeting glimpse of mortality
encased in material frequency
a random chemical infusion
from the pot of chaotic confusion
or designation with a purpose
through evolution out of material surplus

So what is life,a natural selection
a drift through time without direction
a passage through a tempest storm
a test to pass,an eternal dawn
a total one of demonstration
or perhaps another re-incarnation
a chance to carry on your genes
so you may live by other means

So what is life,what do you find
a chance for growth for peace of mind
a chance to go and find your self
to truly gauge your spiritual health
or perhaps you see it as a race
for amassing wealth and it that's the case
you'll see it more for material gain
then time you'll feel becomes a bane

Our second poetic thought comes from Federico Federici

XLVIII. the days of trial

it’s been along a leaf edge
that autumn has crept
to bite bones and nails
pluck antiphonal strings
twigs of stirred dry nerves
a minor chord in praise
of January grass

it has drawn patterns of blood
on many a flap of snow
through empty lines of fields
it’s dropped from old patches
of woods and weeds

what do I make of me?
what sort of loss, of end?
the unequal trial of days
will weigh my soul with ashes

Poetry from around the world
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In the spirit of the newsletter we will be focussing on two countries firstly

France (specifically the Rondel)
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A rondel is a verse form originating in French lyrical poetry, later used in the verse of other languages as well, such as English and Romanian. It is a variation of the rondeau consisting of two quatrains followed by a quintet (13 lines total) or a sestet (14 lines total). The rondel was invented in the 14th century, and is arguably better suited to the French language than to English.

Secondly we will focus on

The Tanka
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Yes we are going back to those poetic masters the Japanese. If you follow I poetry TV you will know we are quite fond of Haikus, however we feel it’s quite important to emphasise that Japan has produce a wide range of poetic techniques.

The Tanka is a form of Waka (a genre of classical Japanese verse and one of the major genres of Japanese literature. The term was coined during the Heian period, and was used to distinguish Japanese-language poetry from kanshi(poetry written in Chinese by Japanese poets).
Tanka consists of five units (often treated as separate lines when Romanized or translated) usually with the following pattern of onji:
5-7-5-7-7.
The 5-7-5 is called the kami-no-ku ("upper phrase"), and the 7-7 is called the shimo-no-ku ("lower phrase"). Tanka is a much older form of Japanese poetry than haiku.

Final note
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Ok so did you guess which of the April Fools’ day stories were fake. If you thought
Number 1: NHS call-centre worker becomes Her Majesty The Queen
was fake you’d be wrong that story is 100% true

The fake story was
Number 2: Pheromone phone

Sorry guys this magic phone just does not exist.

Well I hope you enjoyed this special doubled up news letter. We’ll be back with a new newsletter to announce the winner of the I poetry TV poe-tography competition on April the 15th.

Until next time
I poetry TV
http://ipoetryreviews.com

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